Dark Remora and White Dovena

Once upon a time, there was a group of young teenagers, young and brave they all presume, out onto the wild roads crossing the evil King Arthur's Pass into the west coast of the old town of Hokitika.


They suddenly stopped. A sudden urge has strucked them to push the brakes of their stallions; Dark Remora and White Dovena aka a couple of Nissan sedans. Heh. Well, they just wanted to step out and took some photos. Blerh. Susah rupenye menglipur lara nih.



What's the adventure? Climbing up to the evil lair's of Ice Queen Syzaria on top of Franz Josef Glaciers.



"But mommy2 I'm scared~," says Farah, worried by the strong cold breeze on top of the mountains and the many evil obstacles and monsters that may come to defy our voyage.



"Don't worry dear. Your valiant dad will always be there to take care of you," says mom comforting her daughter while suaping dad some keropoks as he's maneuvering the Dark Remora.



Alas, the young adventurers reach the bottom of the grueling Franz Josef Glaziers. The trip went well eih? Cet, adventure konon.



Grueling I said. Yes it was. There are warnings everywhere around the starting point of the quest.



Yes, we were scared.



Nonetheless, there's always Mr Nakashi Himomoto, the legendary samurai from Japan, to lead our arduous quest to conquer Ice Queen Syzaria.



There we go, taking our first steps into the lair of an evil queen. Scary, I know.



Uu, our first obstacle - a river. How challenging.



Yet, we went through happily. "Kacang je nih," mommy said.



Mountains we climbed.



Icepaths we broke through.



"Mane Puan Syzaria?" Kerel raised an interesting question.



"Celah sini takde pon?" Ainee seemed to grow impatient.



Owh, well. Farah seemed to be very happy as she's not worried anymore because the evil ice queen was long to be found.



So, off we go continue aimlessly around Franz Josef Glaciers looking for the mysterious hidden ice lair. Pathetic. Is there any Puan Syzaria anyway?



The ice queen wasn't there to be found. "Mrs Syzaria is safe - for now," the young handsome prince pledged his will to wipe out all the evil flares off the mountain of Franz Josef.



Until then, "Zzz.."



The day after, the young adventurers continue their quest to the nearby pond of the devil - Lake Matheson.



"No smell of evil around here," the young handsome prince enjoys the beautiful scenery of the devil's lake.



Mm, yes, how come this place so beautiful can be so evil?



Ah well, we came this far. Might as well take a photo kan?



And another. We can let the evil ice queen go for now. Soon, the evil will vanished and the good adventurers will prevail.



"Kite makan dulu~" mommy insists.



Devil's lamb was served for lunch. The young adventurers feast themselves upon the dark meat from hell unaware of that was the evil plan of the Ice Queen Syzaria all along.



"Sedap je. Lantak ko le Syzaria," the adventurers couldn't care any less.



The boys were the same. Syzaria is off the hook. Let her be with her evil plans. The adventurers were tired as they spent their last day of their quest captivating the beauty of the devil's lake of Matheson.



"Tahun depan kite dtg carik Syzaria lagi ye!!" young Farah starting to enjoy the thrill of this ridiculous adventure and apparently wish for some more. Banyak duit ye?



Ahh well, it was a good trip. Dark Remora was then returned to her humble stable in Picton as we, the young adventurers, went home to our beloved town of Wellington. Blerh. Holiday is over. School just started. I wonder what's Mrs Syzaria doing at the moment?

Crap. I need to read more epic novels. First attempt to create a LOTR-like story. Sigh. Ah well, I wonder Peter Jackson could make this a movie?